DCM: SHORTY DEBRIDE

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[ BASIC INFORMATION ]

NAME: Short Shorts "Shorty" DeBride

SPECIES: Angel
AGE: Looks to be in her late teens/early twenties, though she says twenty two
GENDER: Cis Female, She/Her
SEXUALITY: Bisexual panromantic
HEIGHT: 5'4''


WEAPON: Cameltoe / Rifle Gun
RANK: Fallen Angel
FALLEN SIN: Gluttony

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[ PERSONALITY ]

Shorty is a wild child with a loud mouth and an even louder wardrobe. Anyone who's known her long enough is well aware by how unpredictable she is, what with her drunken antics and her rebellisious attitude that she's constantly in. She's ALL about sticking it to the man and showing those who hold the power of authority that they're WRONG, knowing very well that her way is the BEST. At least that's what the liquor is telling her. She's still pretty ditzy! She's out of it most of the time, and a lot of her answers are never straight forward. Not only that, but Shorty's always tripping over her own feet (and that fact that she loves to be in heels doesn't help her case either!) She's nothing but your living valley girl stereotypes, the girl who grew up in LA constantly giggling and spouting out OH-EM-GEE over the latest sales then swooning over the cute guy across the street. She's definitely the gal that you'd want to meet at the party, because then you'll end up meeting EVERYONE! (oh and she'll give you beer too, yeah.)

[ BIOGRAPHY ]

Shorty wasn't always a bad angel! She had a pretty good immortal life back up in Heaven- a little nervous and anxious about certain things, but still a good kid. It was really when she got involved with the crowd of the tempted around her last few years of high school that everything started to go downhill. At first, she had gotten involved in stealing for the sake of impressing those around her to show that she could totally get someone's wallet, take their money, and place it back without them noticing. Luckily, she would usually get caught and get her wrists slapped for her bad behavior, then everything would settle down and start back up again. It was hard to catch her in the act, though! Shorty's really good at planning and scheming, so it felt natural for her successfully steal some things and give them to her squad. Her teachers still saw some hope her, knowing that she was someone always excited to learn and fight for what's right. They knew that she was going to end up just fine.

Sadly, after graduating from high school, she dabbled into the acts of sinning with the bad kids in Heaven. It was when she had started stealing from her sister's at-the-time boyfriend where things REALLY took a turn for the worse. Seeing that he had a huge stash of alcohol in his house, she wasted no time to take them and show off the goods to her friends. Any teenager loves the idea of getting totally sloshed with their friends and having a good time, so who was to turn down the offer? But Shorty had no idea that everyone would love her drunk side so much! They laughed and howled with every comment she made, all the attention focused on her. This time they didn't just find her amusing through random acts of stealing- they, like, totally loved her for her!

This ended up with her constantly following around her older sister, laughing loudly about her bomb-diggity times with her pals and the awesome shit they did hammered. "You still reek of booze though," her sister groaned annoyingly, "When did this happen- last night?"

"Nonono, l-like, three weeks ago!!" She sputtered out with giggles in between, "I- I've been fuckin' fucked up sin'then!!"

And that's how she ended up getting kicked out of Heaven, along with her sister. Of course, her sister had other reasons for getting the boot, but this isn't about her, right? This is about our friendly neighborhood alcoholic. Shorty had shared an apartment with her sister for a long time while they were both fallen, but since had been able to redeem herself without any assistance from her... Well, Shorty lives on her own right now, with a cat and a car that she doesn't even drive herself. She's taken a liking to attending college for the sake of continuing her education, but with the fact that she's been attending the last semesters drunk... it's likely that she'll have to retake them for the sake of knowing what she learned. Right now, Shorty's in a state of jumping from one job to another, whether it be as a store's clerk, a cashier, a server- you name it, she's probably showed up drunk and got fired a day later.

At the moment, she doesn't look too motivated to try and get back to Heaven. She honestly likes ghost-hunting for the fun of it, and for the sake of being with her chill angel friends and helping them as well! When she's sober though, oh man... You're in for a sad little ride.

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[ LIKES ]

- Drinking
- Partying
- Loud and annoying pop music
- Being with her friends
- Sleeping over at people's houses
- Lame puns and jokes
- Hot people
- Cats
- The angels' weird celebrity status
( - And the benefits that come with it )
- GHOST FIGHTING YAAAAAAAAA

[ DISLIKES ]

- Ghost fighting, aaaa... :(
- Being told what to do
- Being treated like a kid
- Loud yelling when not done by her
- Having her drinks taken from her
- Combat training
- Hot people and their damn hotness
- Arguments
- Talking about her sober self

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[ EXTRA INFORMATION ]

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[ M E T A M O R P H O S E ]

- She's constantly drunk and slurs her speech a lot, to the point where she refers to herself as Shawty and corrects herself. Normal face-to-face communication usually consists of her laughing, burping, hiccuping, and the general drunk things. Whenever she's online, her typing is just as bad as you'd expect.

- When she's sober, she's a completely different person, obviously. Shorty's actually a really timid and paranoid girl, and she's almost always anxious whether or not the next thing she says will be something she shouldn't had even tried to say. She's a really nice girl that just doubts herself a lot! It's one of the reasons why she started drinking in the first place, because she feels like she's more liked when intoxicated and feels more confident in herself.

- Shorty has an attraction towards wizards and vampires, or really anything of the fantasy species type.

- Shorty's currently majoring in mathematics, believe it or not. We really don't know how her grades are doing.

- She's constantly fucking around with her hair. A few months ago, she used to be a strawberry blonde. Right now she's experimenting with a light pink. More to come.

CHUMHANDLE: cameltoeGargler
RP PREFERENCE: Notes / Skype

sup
i'm going to try and apply to some groups again


PSWG - Gainax
Character, Art - TechyTechy